Questions for you during this isolation

• If a poison use-by date expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
• Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
• Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned?
• Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
• Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
• Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
• The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
• 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
• If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

FOUR GREAT UNRESOLVED CONFUSIONS

• At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?
• If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
• Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
• Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

VAGARIES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

• Why does the word “Funeral” start with FUN?
• Why isn't a fireman called a waterman?
• How come lipstick doesn't do what it says?
• If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
• If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
• How do you get off a non-stop flight?
• Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
• Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the cupboard?
• Why is it called “Rush Hour” when traffic moves at its slowest then?
• How come noses run and feet smell?
• Why do they call it a TV “set” when there is only one?
• What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

Who thinks this stuff up? I have been in isolation toooo long!