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= Questions for you during this isolation =
 * If a poison use-by date expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
 * Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
 * Do twins ever realise that one of them is unplanned?
 * Why is the letter W, in English, called double U?  Shouldn't it be called double V?
 * Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
 * Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
 * The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims".
 * 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.  Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
 * If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.

= FOUR GREAT UNRESOLVED CONFUSIONS =
 * At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?
 * If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
 * Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
 * Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

= VAGARIES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE =
 * Why does the word “Funeral” start with FUN?
 * Why isn't a fireman called a waterman?
 * How come lipstick doesn't do what it says?
 * If money doesn't grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
 * If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
 * How do you get off a non-stop flight?
 * Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
 * Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the cupboard?
 * Why is it called “Rush Hour” when traffic moves at its slowest then?
 * How come noses run and feet smell?
 * Why do they call it a TV “set” when there is only one?
 * What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

'''Who thinks this stuff up? I have been in isolation toooo long!'''