GOMER Fun Page

This page was prompted by some emails from one of our members, AnthonyEdwards. Anthony sent several emails with comic intent - but met with stony silence from GOMERs. When he suggested several reasons for this silence, a flurry of response were received. And so this page was born.

15 May 2020

They say, or at least the Reader's Digest does, that Laughter is the Best Medicine.

So I propose that we have a GOMERS Humour Spot, to which we can all contribute. I'll kick it off with the following:

The Third Strain of the NILE Virus

The Third Strain of the NILE Virus is coming. (Cat C) I thought you would want to know about this virus.

Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, Eset - Nod 32 and others cannot take care of this one.

It appears to target those who were born prior to 1958.

Virus Symptoms

  1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
  2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
  3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup)
  4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha)
  5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that)
  6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
  7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that)
  8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, now what?)

It's called the C-NILE virus!

A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and unfortunately as we age it gets worse.

Keep well my friends,
Anthony

16 May 2020

Hi to all, I liked this cartoon from news paper.
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