GOMER Fun Page
This page was prompted by some emails from one of our members, AnthonyEdwards. Anthony sent several emails with comic intent - but met with stony silence from GOMERs. When he suggested several reasons for this silence, a flurry of response were received. And so this page was born.
15 May 2020
They say, or at least the Reader's Digest does, that Laughter is the Best Medicine.
So I propose that we have a GOMERS Humour Spot, to which we can all contribute. I'll kick it off with the following:
The Third Strain of the NILE Virus
The Third Strain of the NILE Virus is coming. (Cat C) I thought you would want to know about this virus.
Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, Eset - Nod 32 and others cannot take care of this one.
It appears to target those who were born prior to 1958.
Virus Symptoms
- Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
- Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
- Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup)
- Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha)
- Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that)
- Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
- Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that)
- Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, now what?)
It's called the C-NILE virus!
A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and unfortunately as we age it gets worse.
Keep well my friends,
Anthony
16 May 2020
Hi to all, I liked this cartoon from news paper.
Simon